(Recommended by this cheeky bastard.)
This is the worst anime I have ever seen.
There is a character whose name is “Poophead.”
Everyone gets naked at least thirteen times. Average of once per episode.
The male lead looks like my brother when he was twelve.
Every attempt at being dark is completely retconned by the female characters having lesbian sex.
Imagine every negative stereotype you hear about anime in general. That is Koi Koi 7.
I quit.
Personal Score: F
Critical Score: F
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The Visualist's Veranda 
Cheeky indeed~
Only if you didn’t have a rule excluding OVAs, my three picks would have been Boku no Pico and its two sequels!
TOO SHORT, BUB.
This sounds like one for the record books up there with Big Order, One Room and Isuca. Better for probably a drinking game than a literal viewing. Do you think that it could be a so bad its fun to watch type of show?
Y’know, I used to think so, but upon rewatch, it’s more just so unenthusiastically standard that it’s more just boring. There are some great moments, such as an emo girl with an eyepatch rubbing her snatch against the shaft of a sniper rifle, but they’re too far apart to really resonate. Might have to try Pupa to note any so-bad-it’s-good comparisons.
Yeesh, hope you don’t have more shows to give this competition as the worst!
Should’ve been way harder on this garbage. I’ll do it for you.
I laughed way too hard at your name.