Top 10 Highest Quality SiIvaGunner Rips (2019 Edition)

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Hey. I like you. Do you like me? If you did, you would listen to these hot rips with me.

Please note by the big parentheses in the title of this post that this is an annual thing that occurs on this blog that shouldn’t be construed as a be-all, end-all list of the best rips to ever grace SiIvaGunner. If you think that, you should be treated for dumb. Anything I say can (and will) be argued against, but probably not outwardly. Sometimes I think people are too nice to call me out on any bullshit that may present itself through my words. Tell me when I’m wrong, so that I can continue to strive to be slightly-less wrong.

If you wanted to see what other rips I liked, here are some nifty red-text words that will link you to my 2017 and 2018 lists. Strange how science works, huh? Okay, I will henceforth let ‘er rip.

#10: Rustboro City – Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire

Perhaps you don’t know, for which I wouldn’t blame you… I don’t talk about myself much. I liked The Angry Video Game Nerd back when I was, like, 13. I still occasionally watch the videos he puts out, but they don’t have a lot of the same charm as they had before. Lost the aesthetic, y’know? That little tickling feeling that makes you lose yourself in the moment that you can’t grasp while within the moment because it’s like an involuntary muscle, but within the brain. Sucks, but that’s the way it is.

Anyway, I really like this rip because it makes me think back to the days of before, when life was ripe and my ambitions were mine to conquer. Pokémon Ruby is from my childhood. AVGN is from my childhood. They fuse to create a pleasant thing.

#9: Flat Zone 2 – Super Smash Bros. Brawl

There’s a line from Taylor’s Swift’s “Fuck You H8ters” where she mentions that she’s got nothing in her brain. Back when I hated her for making popular hits that everyone would start quoting for no reason, I would point out that line and go, “Well, at least she’s honest.” I want an award for that joke.

I’m kind of impressed by this rip making me tolerate a song that used to be the symbol of everything about the music industry that I despise. Celebrities are always going on about how the world needs to change and people need to stop being little turds. Well, maybe you should come down from your ivory tower and be miserable with the rest of us in this turdy world! Yeah, that’ll show her.

#8: SK Act 1 Boss (Beta Mix) – Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

Everyone is going absolutely ballistic since the announcement of Mario and Sonic going back to Olympic glory in Tokyo for 2020. Little do they know, Sonic and Link were hanging out ever since the mid-’90s. Green typically goes better with red, anyway.

This is such a solid rip because it really gets the best out of each theme it represents. The booming, intimidating style that should come with a boss theme, while also highlighting the volume of a castle. It sounds like it was made for a fan game, developed by the people who made Sonic the Hedgehog. A masterpiece of a rip that it sure to not get old after six listens. I am currently on my sixth listen.

#7: Wii Shop Channel (Beta Mix) – Super Smash Bros. Brawl

What in the ever-loving fuck is this?

Can anyone even make heads or toes with this? Such a volatile, un-substantiated piece of material comprised of audible contortions and smooth vocal progression. It makes me feel safe; what if I am? Safe in the vicinity of the pleasantries of reality. Outside they scream—I ignore it. The pulsing within. The candor outside. I want this voice to go away. I listen to rips to cope. This rip is misery reborn.

#6: Café (OST Version) – Animal Crossing: Wild World

Pianos are fun and I like them. Do you like pianos? Do you think they are fun?

What if I said that you were required to? To what, you ask? To find pianos fun and to like them. It is fairly simple: enjoy pianos and believe they are fun. This shouldn’t be so hostile an issue, and yet here we are. Conform.

#5: Snowmads Theme – Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Sometimes rips can be good because the magnitude of symmetry aligns so splendidly that it makes one feel completely at peace. I listen to this snowy boy and my entire body just falls into a simulation of getting high—on life. I’m no dope: Don’t use dope.

I can see why they call it a tropical freeze. Blending together two things, completely opposite, to bring about the best of both realities. That was in Inside Out. That film taught me to be both happy and sad about my past memories. Now I’m slightly less sad than I was prior to 2015.

#4: Bonetrousle (Alternate Mix) – Undertale

I don’t even know where the hell this theme comes from. It damn catchy, nonetheless.

Wait, hold on… I’m getting report that this is from something called… “Skeleton Boomerang.” Whatever the hell that is. How do people know about this stuff? Sometimes I wonder if they’re just making it up and everyone just goes along with it because they think it sounds official. The previous statement could be aimed at the governing body of any modern civilization. Oh, sorry, I promised I wouldn’t get political. Please don’t dislike me. :’ [

#3: Snowy Day – Maroon: Let’s Go, Jesse

Alright, gamers. I have a secret to tell you. Feel free to disagree in the comments, but nothing will weaken the validity of this fact: Maroon: Let’s Go, Jesse isn’t a real video game. I wa—No, you shut up! What the fuck did you just say? Y’wanna say it again, you fucking cunt? Oh, that’s it, you piece of shit, we can settle this outside. Yeah? Yeah?! You wanna go outside and get down with th—Oh, that is it! Hold on, guys, I gotta take care of somet—WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK??? DUDE, DON’T DO THAT IN HERE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL, JESUS CHRIST!

#2: Armored Armadillo Stage – Mega Man X

There are many places to go in this world. One can go to Wal-Mart if they want to get the best prices and aid in the funding of the monopolization of the marketplace. One can go eat at Village Inn and have some delicious pies. (Disclaimer: I do not like most pies.) One can go to Wal-Mart if they want to get their car fixed and aid in the funding of the monopolization of the marketplace. For me, I always liked the YMCA.

#1: THE WORLD REVOLVING (OST Version) – Deltarune

Now listen closely!
Here’s a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
But first you have to come up with a master plot
The only problem there is you have to think a lot!

We Are Number One.

Thank you for reading. Have a great day.

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