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I had never heard of this prior to yesterday, gracefully recommended by my brother, whom also had never heard of this prior to yesterday. My brother and I have a tendency to watch terrible things together, and eight minutes into watching this alone, I had to stop… and put it into the TV so we could watch it together. I can’t go against tradition. Terrible things must be watched together with loved ones.
This is Neil Breen bad. This is Tommy Wiseau bad. Troll 2 bad. The Wicker Man bad. Catwoman. Howard the Duck. Take your pick, Hood of Horror belongs with all of them. Absolutely hysterical in its presentation, writing, gore, and acting. Truly a pinnacle of art that was meant to be born unto this planet.
Watch it immediately. For connoisseurs of the terribad, this is something that should not be ignored. The less you know, the better it becomes. What a beautiful gift… from S̸̼̻͔̥̝̟̓̓͊̎̋̑̉̓̐̀̍͛͐͗̒̊́̌̆̅̿̆̀̽́̕̚͜͜͝ą̵̧̛̹̹͖̯̩̻͖̬̳̫̞̝̣̥̪̫̖̻̘̯̩͇̪̫̇̊͗̊͒̄̒̃͑̐̏͛̿͒̽̀̋̉̆͂͑̚̚͝͠͠t̵͍̠̬̥͙̳̩̣̱̜̣̞̪͕̬̐̇̿̄̈́̂͐̔͝ͅã̴̯̲͓̜͉͕̩̯̲̲̪͈̲̆̈́̋̇̀͂̒̓̕̕͘͜ͅn̸̨̡̡͈͓͇̫͈̟̣͈̹̹͌͊̐̾̑͜.
Final Score: 3/10
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