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Ranking the Oscars 2018 Best Picture Candidates

~ Kapodaco ~ 5 Comments

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Two things to clarify:

  1. I have not seen all films nominated—only five of nine. This post will only chronicle those five. I may see Get Out and Call Me By Your Name at some point, and if so, I may edit this list. But for now, it will only be a top five.
  2. I don’t normally care for Award ceremonies and the like, but a friend of mine seems excited for them, so I can’t help but share her enthusiasm. I also enjoy sharing my opinion.

Something else which is interesting to note (perhaps solely to me) is that none of the films I’ve seen that were nominated for the top award garnered more than an 8.5 from me, when three of last year’s nominees received nines (Arrival, Moonlight, La La Land). I could say this year is a down year for top pictures, but I’ve liked those that I’ve seen well enough to feel they should be considered, though are perhaps overrated in the big picture. Without further filibuster, my personal rankings for the five nominations I’ve seen. Continue reading “Ranking the Oscars 2018 Best Picture Candidates” →

TOP 5 DOGS

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#5: Yorkie

yorkie

Bark! Bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark!!! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark!!!!! Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark! Bark!!!

#4: German Shepherd

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#3: Dog from Undertale

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#2: Malamute

malamute

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#1: Basset Hound

basset hound

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Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!!!