Day Twenty-Three: Avengers Grimm (MotM 2017)

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Nice to see Lou Ferrigno still getting work.

Avengers Grimm is a film that may not be entirely known by the mainstream media. However, the company behind the film’s creation is notable primarily for Sharknado. Its success seemed to kickstart a trend of films that do whatever they can to be intentionally amazing through their ridiculousness. Enter Avengers Grimm, which, unless someone doesn’t know what superheroes or movies are, is a very blatant semi-ripoff of The Avengers, except instead of established superheroes, we have established fairy tale characters… with superpowers.

To add some contextual flavor, the director and writer of this film, Jeremy M. Inman, also directed and wrote for one Sinister Squad, another movie I had watched in the past that featured, well, many of the same things in this film. From time to time, I will use these two films as comparison pieces, as they have a lot in common and some key differences in quality that make for an intriguing study.

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Now, the purpose of a good bad movie is to be entertaining through its insane inadequacy. The Room isn’t amazing through its technical strengths. Avengers Grimm somewhat teeters the line between serious and non-serious film, featuring a lot of dark lines and unenthusiastic characters on top of cheesy action sound effects. It manages to somewhat embellish itself in an aura that makes it seem as though it’s a film to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, looking at it as a “good bad movie,” this works against it, resulting in the audience becoming bored at the lack of zaniness. Looking at it from a serious, objective lens, the movie is devoid of relatable characters, rational resolutions, and an original plot—just look at the title.

With the manner in which I critique things, I believe that “the point” of a film can only shield it so much from criticism. I adore The Room and Troll 2, yet I gave both one out of ten scores, because they’re horrendous on a technical level. Avengers Grimm and Sinister Squad both distinguish themselves as enjoyably bad films, but at the same time they hold enough seriousness to them without transparency that it’s hard to take them… unseriously seriously? Still, they are bad films, because they’re trying to be bad. I’m simply playing it straight as scoring as I see it. Enjoyment can only do so much for it in the end.

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That’s enough background noise. Let’s jump right into the choir. Avengers Grimm is pretty bad. It is not, however, among the worst films I’ve ever seen. There’s enough there in terms of plot and structure to make it tolerable, though perhaps very dull. A clear focus is established, along with a goal, and it never shies away from it. Even some moral code (I think) is included within the actions of the characters, establishing that helping those in need will end up being used as good karma. Should one care about any of these characters in the first place, it probably wouldn’t been more impactful. Quite frankly, I went the entire length of the film not knowing the name of two major characters.

Bringing to light the biggest issue of the film is the lack of any real personality from the characters. They simply act according to what the plot expects of them and nothing more. It’s almost as if I were watching another “hit” drama show from CBS or FX. The tone is grainy most often, with silliness taking a back seat for a more gritty approach, which only makes the film more off-putting to me, especially one who’s likely aiming to be terri-bad. Very little separates one character from the others, as most fall within a bland caricature of serious characters with a penchant for cheesy one-liners. Some (like Lou Ferrigno’s character) offer some additional inner conflict which makes them more interesting, but it’s pretty standard stuff altogether. If not him, the “Red Riding Hood” character also has some spunk to her.

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And with the characters also come the performances from their actors. Most were adequate, doing enough to make me believe the film didn’t have enough money to buy anyone remotely famous aside from Lou Ferrigno, though a few were pretty horrendous. Lauren Parkinson as Snow White was the LVP here, constantly spewing lines in strange, monotone fashion, completely flat with the heavy situations present. With the tone of the film, there isn’t much one can do outside of acting like serious shit is going down, but Parkinson’s role, as major as it is, probably would’ve been better served for a different actor, particularly any other of the female leads, who all outshine her. Still, I could be asking for too much here, as the comparison of screentime Snow White has with all others, and her role in the film, shine more emphasis on her performance. Rather, why couldn’t Lou Ferrigno be the star?

Action sequences are pretty key in films that involve superpowers and clear good vs. evil scenarios. Action sequences here are pretty mediocre. Not a lot of attention to detail outside of character traits and quick, repeated camera cuts to different angles. Filters out a lot of what’s actually going on, which is unfortunate because it was something to distract me from the never-changing mood. Special effects, on the other hand, were fine. Very minimal, but fine. I particularly liked the slow process of crystalization from Snow White’s ice powers. I also liked Lou Ferrigno as an iron giant, but that’s not really a special effect as much as it is a special effect on me in realizing how good Ferrigno would look as a bald guy made of iron. They don’t do too much for the story, though bring a little zest to the characters and their quirks. For a film about fairy tale superheroes, there isn’t very much use of power here.

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On a technical scale, Avengers Grimm is probably a better movie than Sinister Squad, though the latter had a lot more charm through its characters and intentionally unintentional charisma. Neither are good movies in their own right, but “the point” of the movies is that they’re bad, or so it seems. I would recommend Sinister Squad as a better example of something within that genre, though Avengers Grimm does get points for a good effort in remaining ambiguous with its intentions. Altogether, it’s a film worth watching if one enjoys reveling in the art of atrocity, though there are better movies of that sort out there than this.

Final Score: 2/10

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Quick Thoughts on Barakamon


There’s a lot of buzz around this anime for being one of the better slice-of-life’s in recent years with it hovering around the top 100 among MyAnimeList’s anime rankings. Even so, it doesn’t seem to get a lot of notoriety, particularly now-a-days. I’ve had friends describe to me in intimate detail how wonderful the series was around its air date, but still I never see a lot about it from the general community. Barakamon seems to have disappeared into relative obscurity, despite its near-universal acclaim. What exactly makes it so compelling?

Not the adults, that’s for sure. If there’s one thing about Barakamon that makes itself admirable is the focus on energizing the simpler things in life. One of the things about Non Non Biyori that many loved and I didn’t care for was the focus on the simpler things in life and nothing more. That sort of pure, genuine “slice-of-life” that doesn’t try to coat itself in miscellaneous aspects such as comedy or romance—at least not heavily. Comedy and romance appeared, but within the environment that was present, which was normally of a normal caliber of normal. Barakamon dabbles in exaggerating the monotony just enough to make it a nice balance of the slice-of-life I enjoy, which relies on character charm, and the slice-of-life genre purists enjoy, which shows the world in a tranquil and calming light.


It’s one of the rare cases where the children are the most likable characters. They fit the show’s carefree mood a lot more than the adults, though they manage to fit in well enough. The male lead, Handa, mixes well with the kids’ antics with his own immaturity, which admittedly doesn’t make him a very likable character due to the inability to settle his own issues, which drags the show down. Should the plot of a particular episode follow Handa and the quest for ultimate fun by the neighbor kids, it shines with a distinguished light that provides a source of guidance to those wandering in. Even better, while Handa’s growth as a person is frustratingly slow, there is a warmness, an “all together” mentality within the foreign town that’s infectious enough to crumble a cynical heart. It helps Handa with his passion for calligraphy and the motivational constipation that plagues him throughout the series. Because there exists a point within the pointless existence of fun and living life through less accessories, it proves to be more insightful than most others.

Still, it’s by no means perfect. While his plight is relatable, I don’t care for Handa. His immaturity may create some extra fun, but it also distinguishes his realistic qualities. He’s supposed to be my age, yet he’s constantly arguing with children, stubbornly narrow-minded, and oblivious to an absurd degree. There is some emphasis on his sheltered childhood that, to some extent, justifies this, but it makes him no more likable regardless. The kids, particularly Naru, end up outshining him by means of character charm and vocal charisma. And may I just step aside for a moment to praise Barakamon for actually using a child voice actor for a child?! The industry standard of using a young adult female with a super squeaky voice to narrate for child characters gets so grating sometimes… And her voice is actually cute! I adore her laughter! A rare scenario where a voice truly carries a show, no matter the type of situation onscreen.


I can’t say the series is particularly funny, either. A very subjective criticism so it may be, the exaggerated screams and faces of the characters to various events only shines in the most varied of build-ups. The comedy also tends to be one-dimensional depending on who the focus of the joke is. There’s a closet-fujoshi girl who constantly ships Handa and another male character together, another middle school girl whose an energetic tomboy, a friend of Naru who never stops crying, and Handa himself, who’s a fish out of water throughout the entire series. And then there’s Handa’s mother… who… just… should fuck off. That’s it. She should just fuck off. The final episode was single-handedly ruined with her incredibly one-dimensional and irrational behavior, delaying the inevitable conclusion to the series.

My apologies if this post seems a little unorganized. My thoughts on the series is a bit of a hazy entity that enjoys slipping through the creases in my brain. Barakamon has a slight issue with consistency of what it tries to do along with what it wants to do, attempting to balance a lifestyle that soothes the soul and crafting a story about giving birth to a young man’s passion and creativity. Sometimes the clashing of these two things made the sequences dull, other times unnecessarily ordinary. Overall, there’s enough of both to please those looking for either, as well as the charm of a large roster of characters that don’t overstay their welcome (outside of the Handa bloodline). Animation’s nice, too.

The rating for this title and all others can be found on MyAnimeList.